1 day ago
In an effort to avoid the cold of my kitchen window the Ivy has commandeered a nearby pineapple. I am trying to decide if I should engage in hand to hand combat, or just find a 16er and blow her out of the water. I will probably go with the first option, and claim the fruit for myself, but her aggressive attitude is really brining out the pirate in me. Arrrggg. Winter gets to us all.